NEWS FOR 7-31-2004
Last night was pretty cool. I definately got the good shift for guard. I just wish it wasn't so busy at the comm shop. Oh well, if a marine ain't bitchin, he ain't breathing. Our SgtMaj kicks ass, making sure we got time to get a nice sit-down eat-um-up. OH, yeah, I found this picture right:

THIS is a pic of 2 camel spiders. Having seen em many times before, I can tell you it's authentic. HOW SICK IS THAT?? Tomorrow, you get my theory of why Iraqi's need to roam their happy asses to Ontario, and a picture of Borggren eating a baby....



NEWS FOR 7-30-2004
Sleep is going hotter than MRE Jalapeno Cheese around camp. Guard sucks, but oh well, well on my way to getting over it. I better than others:

We're slowly losing our patience with BLT... *sigh*.. I'm gonna leave that one alone. I got a killer need to hear Green Day - She. Don't have that one. We're basically doing the same thing every day lately. Redundancy SUCKS. Chow Hall is new, and OK. Iraqis eat "Chicken Frankies" for breakfast... Other than that, August is coming, also known as "The month of hell that won't die." Last year in Iraq, the temp was 140 at 8 am in august. To HELL with that. Someone mail me ice. Or at least a penguin. Penguins are cool. Whatever. Goin to sleep in an hour, so to hell with all this~



NEWS FOR 7-29-2004
OK, so we're "experimenting" with a new watch scedule. I say experimenting because no one told someone along the lines there aren't 29 hrs in a day. So I'm kinda hurting until they figure it out, but I am optimistic it'll happen soon. And I got the hooked up shift for night watch, so it's not hot outside. That's pretty cool I guess. Had to find that silver lining. We're getting MAIL! WOOT! Our families and friends all rock, special love ya to my folks. We'll try to squeez another 15 mins into the 29 hr days to write back. And I killed another wasp. These things DONT DIE. TTFN~



NEWS FOR 7-28-2004
Not much of an update, but I would like to announce that:

is in effect. Stay tuned for tomarrow for a FULL debreif.



NEWS FOR 7-27-2004
I'm BACK! A lot happened in the last week. I took a field trip in Iraq, and DIDN'T die, YAY! Nah, but I found a cool piece of Mortar Fillament my SSgt WOULDN'T let me keep. I definatly ran over a dog. That was depressing for a couple seconds. There was a great battle just before I left:



As you can see, we were victorious. You laugh, but let me tell YOU something about these wasps. These Desert Wasps are byproducts of years of Iraqi bio-testing, and nuclear experimentation. Look at this thing:

THAT AINT NATURAL DAMN IT. Thanks to all the emails I've been getting about the site, gonna try for more bios as time allots. But that's all I got. I need to look busy~


NEWS FOR 7-22-2004
Finally got a chance to update, but can't really say much. No updates for a couple days, so don't be alarmed, remember, I do have a job.

NEWS FOR 7-21-2004
There was a story to be made, but I got busy, so fuck it. Bios coming tomarrow



NEWS FOR 7-20-2004
Here is your sitrep. Our camp has been overrun. Not by insurgents. Ohhh no, those guys die easy enough. No, Our problem is a pack of viscious, snarling, hell-bent jihad dogs, sent by Allah himself, and bred by Zarcaoui. See below.



I know your thinking, "We had no chance!", right? WRONG! Force Recon located, closed with, and neutralized this enemy with EXTREME prejudice (The machine gunner was white.) Another day saved by force recon!!



NEWS FOR 7-19-2004
A little more serious today, you see, everyone has the Marines all wrong. We don't wanna kill Iraqi's. We LOVE Iraqi's. They sell us shit dirt cheap, and are funny as hell to talk to. No no, we wanna kill the ones that tote around RPGs hating on us cause we don't have to live in this shithole. The only problem is, they haven't realized yet how the game works:



Kids, if you want a copy of the game, swing by your recruiters office today, and as for a copy of "0331 contract active duty". Other than that, I need to get back to more important things... like revenge.



NEWS FOR 7-18-2004
It's pretty hot today. We invested in a cooler, so cold beverages are soon to come. I spent a good 5 hours doing wire work. I HATE wire work, just cause it's always temporary. I'm gonna use my combat pay to buy the MEU a wireless LAN. I think we got shelled. Maybe. I dunno. It was probably just a truck dropping something, but saying it was a shell makes me sound cool. I wanna buy a penguin on ebay as a JTF mascot. The dogs are evil and bite. They suck as pets. I gotta ask SSgt if I can shoot it. I haven't seen FOXNEWS in like, 3 days and I'm having withdrawls. I need to see Patti ann Browne's lovely face. (I love you Patti, and not in that stalker way.) But I gotta wrap this up to go move heavy stuff.




NEWS FOR 7-17-2004
So here I am in Iraq again. I've already killed a camel spider. If you don't know what a camel spider is, I suggest you look it up, but it is the ugliest thing ever devised, and proof that athiests are right because no kind and loving god would EVER let such a thing prolife. It's pretty hot outside, so I'm staying in and playing with the exchange server. I haven't been stuck on guard post yet. YAY!